Featured in Humor
“I vont to go India and see de guru.” 🤣
Mitzi Feingold called her travel agent.
An Anti-Semite Walks Into A Bar 🤣
He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby…
Leaving Moscow with Lenin 🤣
He finally got his visa to leave the Soviet Union.
A Rabbi In Line To Enter Heaven 🤣
A rabbi dies and finds himself waiting in line to enter Heaven. The guy ahead of him has a shaved head, gold chains, leather jacket, and shades.
Two Burglars Come Down A Chimney…🤣
A young man knocks on the door of a great Talmudic scholar. “I graduated fromHarvard summa cum laude in philosophy, and received a PhD from Yale. I’d like to round out my education with a bit of Talmud.”
A Pauper and his Brother knocked on Baron Rothschild’s Door…🤣
A certain pauper and his brother visited the famous Jewish philanthropist Baron Rothschild every month.
The Coming Flood 🤣
As a result of climate change, a new flood is predicted by the world’s top scientists. They announce it will be horrendous, wiping out over 70 percent of the world’s population.
The Rabbi’s Watch 🤣
Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi’s gold watch. That night he couldn’t sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi’s office before school.
Lady, I’m Not A Nice Man 🤣
She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she’d locked her keys inside.
The Brisket 🤣
A young mother is preparing brisket one Friday for Shabbat dinner. Her little daughter watches with interest as she slices off the ends of the brisket before placing it in the roasting pan.
If The Man Who Found This Is A Liar And A Thief 🤣
A poor Jew finds a money clip with $700 in it. At his synagogue, he reads a notice saying that a wealthy congregant lost his money clip and is offering a $100 reward.
The Complaining Congregant 🤣
The new rabbi noticed an older congregant walk over to the synagogue president and demand rather loudly…