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Napoleon’s Jewish Commander 🤣
After winning a battle that vastly expanded his empire, Napoleon summoned his commanders to a celebration. Each was offered a reward…
The Richest Man In Town Dies 🤣
The richest man in town dies. Many mourners come to his funeral, including Mendy the poor tailor.
Shlomo, Why Are You Reading An Arab Newspaper? 🤣
Shlomo is on the train reading a newspaper, when his friend Mendel walks in. “Shlomo, why on earth are you reading an Arab paper?”
“I vont to go India and see de guru.” 🤣
Mitzi Feingold, an aging lady with a Yiddish accent, called her travel agent and said, “I vont go to India and see de guru.”
An Anti-Semite Walks Into A Bar 🤣
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn’t like it. “Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!”
Leaving Moscow with Lenin 🤣
An old Jewish man finally got his visa to leave the USSR and emigrate to Israel. At the Moscow airport, a customs official found his bust of Lenin.
A Rabbi In Line To Enter Heaven 🤣
A rabbi dies and finds himself waiting in line to enter Heaven. The guy ahead of him has a shaved head, gold chains, leather jacket, and shades.
Two Burglars Come Down A Chimney…🤣
A young man knocks on the door of a great Talmudic scholar. “I graduated fromHarvard summa cum laude in philosophy, and received a PhD from Yale. I’d like to round out my education with a bit of Talmud.”
A Pauper and his Brother knocked on Baron Rothschild’s Door…🤣
A certain pauper and his brother visited the famous Jewish philanthropist Baron Rothschild every month.
The Coming Flood 🤣
As a result of climate change, a new flood is predicted by the world’s top scientists. They announce it will be horrendous, wiping out over 70 percent of the world’s population.
The Rabbi’s Watch 🤣
Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi’s gold watch. That night he couldn’t sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi’s office before school.
Lady, I’m Not A Nice Man 🤣
She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she’d locked her keys inside.