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July 21, 2021July 21, 2021

July 14, 2021July 14, 2021 Selling Ties To The Taliban 🤣
The fleeing Taliban terrorist met an old Jew selling ties.
June 17, 2021June 17, 2021 She Was Always By His Side 🤣
Max Goldfarb lies on his death bed. He turns to his wife. “Mitzy, you’ve always been by my side.”
June 9, 2021 The Rabbi Played Golf on Yom Kippur 🤣
The rabbi was so addicted to golf that he snuck out to play between the morning and afternoon services on Yom Kippur.
May 27, 2021May 27, 2021 LOJL Gets Pulled Over For Speeding 🤣
My patrol officer said you stole this car and murdered its owner.
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 The Pretzel Lady 🤣
Each day, a young businessman would leave her a quarter without taking a pretzel.
May 12, 2021May 12, 2021 Her New Son-in-Law 🤣
Two mothers argue over a prospective son-in-law for their daughters.
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Directions in the Old City 🤣
A Jewish American tourist wandering through the Old City of Jerusalem approaches a Hasidic Israeli.
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 A Doctor And A Lawyer Meet in Synagogue 🤣
“Nobody bothers you with legal questions! How do you do it?”
April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 The Doctor of Chelm 🤣
His first patient was the town’s great sage, Yitzy Yankel.
April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Late For Hebrew School 🤣
Give me one good reason why I should go!
April 6, 2021April 6, 2021 The Yeshiva Exam 🤣
The Head of School clapped his hands and exclaimed, “What an incredible student!