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Max Goldfarb lies on his death bed. He turns to his wife. “Mitzy, you've always been by my side.”

June 17, 2021June 17, 2021

June 9, 2021 The Rabbi Played Golf on Yom Kippur 🤣
The rabbi was so addicted to golf that he snuck out to play between the morning and afternoon services on Yom Kippur.
May 27, 2021May 27, 2021 LOJL Gets Pulled Over For Speeding 🤣
My patrol officer said you stole this car and murdered its owner.
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 The Pretzel Lady 🤣
Each day, a young businessman would leave her a quarter without taking a pretzel.
May 12, 2021May 12, 2021 Her New Son-in-Law 🤣
Two mothers argue over a prospective son-in-law for their daughters.
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Directions in the Old City 🤣
A Jewish American tourist wandering through the Old City of Jerusalem approaches a Hasidic Israeli.
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 A Doctor And A Lawyer Meet in Synagogue 🤣
“Nobody bothers you with legal questions! How do you do it?”
April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 The Doctor of Chelm 🤣
His first patient was the town’s great sage, Yitzy Yankel.
April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Late For Hebrew School 🤣
Give me one good reason why I should go!
April 6, 2021April 6, 2021 The Yeshiva Exam 🤣
The Head of School clapped his hands and exclaimed, “What an incredible student!
March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 The Haircut 🤣
“Yankel,” asked the Rabbi, “why did you walk out of my sermon?”
March 24, 2021March 24, 2021 The Couple That Never Fought 🤣
The young groom wanted to know their secret.