The Fortune Teller

Terrorist Has Question

Feeling his days are numbered, the head of Hamas visits a fortune teller to find out when his end will come. She says, “You’re going to die on a Jewish holiday.”

The terrorist demands to know, “Which holiday? Hanukkah? Passover? Which Jewish holiday will be the day of my death??” 

The astrologer answers, “Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday!”  


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