The Pretzel Lady 不

An old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents. Each day, a young businessman would pass her pretzel stand around lunchtime and leave her a quarter without taking a pretzel.

This went on for three years, without a word passing between them.

One day, the young businessman left his quarter as usual, and the pretzel lady spoke up for the first time.

“Sir, I appreciate your business, but I must tell you that the price of pretzels has gone up to 35 cents!”

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