Max Goldfarb lies on his death bed. He turns to his wife.
βMitzy, you’ve always been by my side.β
“Yes, dear.”
“When I broke my leg at 25, you were by my side.β
“When I had my heart attack at 45, you were by my side.β
“When I had my second heart attack at 65, you were by my side.β
“When I broke my hip at 75, you were by my side.β
“And now when I’m dying, you’re at my side. Mitzyβ¦β
“Yes, dear.β
β…you’re a jinx!!β
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