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She Was Always By His Side 不

Max Goldfarb lies on his death bed.

Max Goldfarb lies on his death bed. He turns to his wife.

Mitzy, you’ve always been by my side.

“Yes, dear.”

“When I broke my leg at 25, you were by my side.

“When I had my heart attack at 45, you were by my side.

“When I had my second heart attack at 65, you were by my side.

“When I broke my hip at 75, you were by my side.

“And now when I’m dying, you’re at my side.Mitzy色

“Yes, dear.

…you’re a jinx!!

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