Max Goldfarb lies on his death bed. He turns to his wife.
“Mitzy, you’ve always been by my side.”
“Yes, dear.”
“When I broke my leg at 25, you were by my side.”
“When I had my heart attack at 45, you were by my side.”
“When I had my second heart attack at 65, you were by my side.”
“When I broke my hip at 75, you were by my side.”
“And now when I’m dying, you’re at my side. Mitzy…”
“Yes, dear.”
“…you’re a jinx!!”
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