Rabbi’s Secret

Addicted to Golf

It’s Yom Kippur. The rabbi, who’s addicted to golf, goes out and plays a few holes before services. First hole, he makes birdie. Up in heaven, Moses turns to God and says, “You let him make a birdie playing golf on Yom Kippur?!”

God says, “Just watch.” 

On the second hole, the rabbi makes an eagle.

Moses frowns, can’t believe what he’s seeing.  

Then, on the third hole, the rabbi makes an unbelievable hole in one!

Moses turns to God with outrage, “God, what are you doing, letting him get a birdie, an eagle, and a hole in one?!”

God looks over at Moses and responds, “Who’s he going to tell?”


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