Golf on Yom Kippur 🤣

Hitting the Links

The rabbi was so addicted to golf that he snuck out to play between the morning and afternoon services on Yom Kippur.

Up in Heaven, Moses said, “What a disgrace. A Jew playing golf on Yom Kippur. And a rabbi to boot!”

The Almighty responded, “I’m going to teach him a lesson.”

Out on the course, the rabbi stepped up to the first tee and bombed his drive down the fairway. His ball bounced off a sprinkler head, cart path and bunker rake, hit the green and rolled into the cup.

“This is how You teach him a lesson, Lord? He got a hole in one!

“Sure, but who’s he going to tell?”


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