Morty Greenbaum shows up at the country club with his new wife, a beautiful woman half his age.
His buddies are very impressed and later they ask him how he got such a gorgeous young wife.
βI lied about my age,β Morty confesses.
They ask, βDid you tell her you were fifty?β
βNo,β replies Morty. βI told her I was ninety.”
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