The Second Wife

Lied About His Age

Morty Greenbaum shows up at the country club with his new wife, a beautiful woman half his age.

His buddies are very impressed and later they ask him how he got such a gorgeous young wife.

“I lied about my age,” Morty confesses.

They ask, “Did you tell her you were fifty?”

“No,” replies Morty. “I told her I was ninety.”


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