During Yom Kippur services the rabbi raises his arms to the heavens and cries out, “Oh God, before you I am nothing!”
The cantor, upon seeing this, beats his chest and shouts, “Oh God, before you I am nothing!”
Inspired by this display, an ordinary Jew at the back of the room stands and proclaims, “Oh God, before you I am nothing!”
The rabbi turns to the cantor and says scornfully, “Hmph. Look who thinks he’s nothing!”
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