Driving The Family Car

His Father Has Conditions

The rabbi’s son turns 16 and he starts negotiating with his dad to drive the family car. His father says, “I’ll make you a deal. You get your grades up, you learn some more Torah, and you get a haircut, I’ll let you use the car once in a while.

So a month later, the son goes to see his father and he says, “Dad I got my grades up, and I’ve been learning more Torah with you. Can I use the car?” His father says, “What about the haircut?” The son replies, “Yeah Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson in the Bible had long hair. Moses had long hair. Even Abraham had long hair.”

The rabbi replies, “You’re right! And everywhere they went, they walked.”


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