They Went To The Mountaintop

It’s 1958, and the captain of the US Navy base in Biloxi, Mississippi gets a call. “Captain, my name is Amelia Ainsley. Of the Biloxi Ainsleys, as I’m sure you are aware?” “I’m new to the area, ma’am.” “Well, Captain, …

“It takes a real man to live for God” – Johnny Cash

Rainbowgate

The secret to a good sermon… as told by George Burns.

Big John bet 100 to 1 that nobody could squeeze a single drop out of the lemon…

Yeshiva University decides to offer a new sport: rowing. Unfortunately, the team loses one race after another. Though they train for hours every day, they always finish dead last.

Four novice nuns were about to take their vows, when four Hasidic Jews entered and sat in the front row. 

The Texan Got Thirsty

As the holiday flight landed at Ben Gurion airport, the Captain announced: “Welcome to Israel! …”

“What do you want people to say about you at your funeral?”

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. 

“This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it…