As the holiday flight landed at Ben Gurion airport, the Captain announced: “Welcome to Israel! …”

“What do you want people to say about you at your funeral?”

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. 

“This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it…

Sarah marries Moshe the butcher…

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew were condemned to death.

A woman on the F train turns to the man next to her. 

“Excuse me,” she says, “but are you Jewish?”