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The Cardinal Speaks Yiddish!
True story: There used to be a joke in Paris. What is the difference between the Chief Rabbi in France and the Cardinal of Paris?
A Fool’s Urgent Question
“Rabbi, what can I do? I know I’m a fool, but I don’t know what to do about it.”
A Rabbi In Line To Enter Heaven 🤣
A rabbi dies and finds himself waiting in line to enter Heaven. The guy ahead of him has a shaved head, gold chains, leather jacket, and shades.
Two Burglars Come Down A Chimney…🤣
A young man knocks on the door of a great Talmudic scholar. “I graduated fromHarvard summa cum laude in philosophy, and received a PhD from Yale. I’d like to round out my education with a bit of Talmud.”
The Rabbi’s Watch 🤣
Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi’s gold watch. That night he couldn’t sleep.
If The Man Who Found This Is A Liar And A Thief 🤣
A poor Jew finds a money clip with $700 in it. At his synagogue, he reads a notice saying that a wealthy congregant lost his money clip and is offering a $100 reward.
Can You Disagree With The Whole World And Be Right?
“Truth does not become more true because the whole world agrees with it, nor less so even if the whole world disagrees with it.”
Abolitionist Rabbi – David Einhorn
He was targeted by a violent mob.
The Complaining Congregant 🤣
The new rabbi noticed an older congregant walk over to the synagogue president and demand rather loudly…
The Story Of Moishele Good Shabbos
As told by Rabbis Shlomo Carlebach and Shlomo Katz….
Comedians In The Talmud
There have always been jokers among us. Their destiny is not like everyone else’s…
Four Nuns Were About To Take Their Vows When…🤣
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows, when four Hasidic Jews entered and sat in the front row.