Late For Hebrew School 不

Give me one good reason why I should go!

“Abe, wake up, you’ll be late for Hebrew School!”

“No, Mom, I don’t wanna go.”

“Why don’t you want to go?”

“Because the teachers hate me and all the kids make fun of me.”

“Too bad. You still have to go.”

“Give me one good reason why I should go.”

“I’ll give you two! You’re 56 years old and you’re the rabbi!”

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