Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi’s gold watch.
That night he couldn’t sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi’s office before school.
“Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.”
“Benny, that’s a big sin. Return it to the owner immediately.”
“Do you want it?”
“No, I said return it to its owner.”
“But he doesn’t want it.”
“Ah, in that case, you can keep it.”
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