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The Rabbi’s Watch

Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi's gold watch. That night he couldn't sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi's office before school.

Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi’s gold watch.

That night he couldn’t sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi’s office before school.

“Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.”

“Benny, that’s a big sin. Return it to the owner immediately.”

“Do you want it?”

“No, I said return it to its owner.”

“But he doesn’t want it.”

“Ah, in that case, you can keep it.”

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