A woman on the F train turns to the man next to her.
“Excuse me,” she says, “but are you Jewish?”
“No,” replies the man.
A few minutes later the woman turns again.
“Im sorry, but are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
A few more minutes go by.
“Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?”
“OK, fine. You win. Yes, I’m Jewish.”
“It’s funny,” she says.” You don’t look Jewish.”
Originally published on Facebook
Get the best of Accidental Talmudist in your inbox: sign up for our monthly newsletter.