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Our Favorite Jewish Jokes

Everyone loves a great Jewish joke! From rabbis to parrots, from Vilna to Brooklyn, from cobblers to yentas, these are the world’s best Jewish jokes. Enjoy!
 

All jokes adapted by Sal Litvak, the Accidental Talmudist.

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  • Last Meal And Testament 🤣

    Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors said they had the right to one final meal before dying.

    They asked the Frenchman what he wanted.

    “Good French wine and and a baguette,” he requested. So they gave it to him, he ate, and then they executed him.

    Next was the Italian’s turn. “Give me a big plate of pasta,” he said. They brought it, he ate, and they executed him.

    Then came the Jew. “Please bring me a big bowl of strawberries,” he said.

    “Strawberries!!! They aren’t even in season!”

    “So, I’ll wait…”

    🤣

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