The Chinese Restaurant

It’s Not Kosher

A rabbi is walking down the street during Passover and he sees the synagogue president up ahead on the sidewalk. The rabbi rushes ahead to discuss some business, but before he can reach him, the president enters a non-kosher Chinese restaurant.

The rabbi can’t believe it! He watches through the window of the restaurant as the president orders food from the menu and then eats it.

The rabbi can’t contain himself any longer. He barges into the restaurant and says, “Moshe, what are you doing? I just saw you eat that non-kosher food, and during Passover of all times!

Moshes says, “Rabbi, did you see me enter this restaurant?”


“Did you see me order the food?”


“Did you see me eat the food?”


“Well, then I don’t see what the problem is, Rabbi. It was all done under rabbinical supervision.”


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