Wives and Golf


Moshe, Avi, and Yitzi are walking up the fairway. Two of the guys are grumbling and complaining.

Moshe says, “Do you know what I had to do so that I could come out and play golf with you fellas? I had to reorganize the whole garage and build shelves. It took forever.”

Avi says, “What are you complaining about? I had to build my wife a whole new kitchen so I could come out and play golf.”

Yitzi looks at them and says, “Amateurs! This morning at 5:30, my big alarm clock with the two bells went ‘Brrrrrrringggg!!’ I elbowed my wife and said ‘Honey, golf course or intercourse?’ She said, ‘Don’t forget your sweater.’”


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