$1000 to Convert

Mayshe Takes The Offer

Two Jews, Benny and Mayshe, are walking down the street and they pass a church. There’s a big sign that says “We’ll Pay You $1000 to Convert!”

Mayshe goes inside and comes out ten minutes later.

Benny asks him, “So, did you get the thousand dollars?” 

Mayshe replies, “Is that all you people think about, money??”


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