Two Jews are walking down the street when they pass a church with a big sign that says “We’ll Pay You $1000 to Convert!”
One says to the other, “Should we do it?”
The other says, “No!! Are you crazy?”
The first guys replies, “Hey, a thousand dollars is a thousand dollars. I’m gonna do it.”
He walks into the church and comes out a few minutes later.
His friend asks, “So, did you get the thousand dollars?”
He replies, “Is that all you people think about, the money??”
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