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Yitzi’s Ranch

Only 100 Acres

Three men are sitting next to each other on a plane flying out of Texas: two big guys with cowboy hats and a little old Jewish man. They get to talking and one of the big fellas says, “I own a place. Thousand acres, thousand head of cattle. My name is Keith and I call it Circle K.”

The other big fella says, “I own a place, too. Ten thousand acres. Ten thousand heads of cattle. My name is John. I call it Big John’s”

The little old Jewish man says, “That’s very nice. I only own a hundred acres, no cattle. My name is Yitzi.”

John says, “Oh yea, Yitzi? What do you call your place?”

“Downtown Dallas.”

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