The Mom and the Shrink

“What does the dream mean?”

A guy goes to see his psychiatrist. “Doctor, I had the weirdest dream. I was talking to my mother, but she had your face! I was so freaked out, I couldn’t get back to sleep. I tossed and turned all night. Finally, I got up at seven o’clock, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee, and then came right over here. Doctor, what do you think the dream means?”

The doctor is quiet for a long moment and then she says, “A slice of toast and some coffee? You call that a breakfast?”


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