As a result of climate change, a new flood is predicted by the world’s top scientists. They announce it will be horrendous, wiping out over 70 percent of the world’s population.
And it will happen in four days.
To comfort the people of the world, the Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Chief Rabbi of Israel appear on TV.
The Pope says, “My children, there is still time to accept Jesus as your savior.”
The Dalai Lama says, “I ask all of you to follow Buddhist teachings, so that you may find inner peace in the midst of disaster.”
The Chief Rabbi says, “My people, we have four days to learn how to live underwater!”
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