Yossi and Mendy are sitting at a table together and there are two pieces of cake left, a big one and a little one. They sit there for a while and finally Yossi takes the bigger piece of cake.
Mendy: That wasn’t very generous of you!
Yossi: Why, which one would you have taken?
Mendy: I would have taken the smaller one, of course!
Yossi: Well then you got it.