The Goldberg triplets always got together for lunch on their birthday.
When they turned 40, they went to the kosher deli uptown because they’d never been there before.
When they turned 50, they went to the kosher deli uptown because it had the prettiest waitresses.
When they turned 60, they went to the kosher deli uptown because it had the best pastrami.
When they turned 70, they went to the kosher deli uptown because it had a wheelchair accessible bathroom.
When they turned 80, they went to the kosher deli uptown because they’d never been there before.
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