A famous Israeli archaeologist was digging in the Negev when he discovered a mummy - a highly unusual occurrence. 

He immediately called the head of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. 

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy who died of heart failure!" 

"Bring him in. We'll have him examined." 

A week later, the archaeologist was called in. 

"You were right about the mummy's age and his cause of death. How on earth did you know?" 

"My friend, I have 35 years' experience. And he was holding a parchment that said 10,000 shekels on Goliath."

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