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Dear Lord, Lend Me Strength To…🤣

"Dear Lord, so far today, I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. But..."

“Dear Lord, so far today, I haven’t gossiped, haven’t lost my temper, haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent.

“Thank you, Lord, for lending me the strength to do that.

“But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to need a lot more help, because I’m getting out of bed…”

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