Yitzy was a single guy living at home and working in the family business. When his father became ill, Yitzy discovered that he stood to inherit a large fortune upon his father’s death. So he decided he needed a wife with whom to share such a blessing.
One evening in a restaurant, a beautiful woman captured his attention. Yitzy introduced himself.
“I may seem like an average guy but in the near future, I stand to inherit 50 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
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