The Yom Kippur Ticket

“I’m not staying!”

A boy shows up at synagogue on Yom Kippur without a ticket and the usher won’t let him in. “But I’m not staying, I just need to to talk to my mother!” “Okay,” the usher says, “But if I catch you praying, you’re out!”


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