A guy gets on a train and settles in for an hour-long ride. There’s an old Jewish man sitting next to him who says, “Oy! Am I thirsty. Oy! Am I thirsty.”
The guy looks over at the old man and wonders, “Is this going to go on for an hour?”“Oy! Am I thirsty.”
Realizing that it will go on, the guy reaches into his backpack, pulls out a bottle of water, and hands it to the old Jew, who drinks down the bottle. The man is quiet for about a minute and then… “Oy! Was I thirsty.”
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