Yitzi goes to a New Year’s Eve party.
He’s having a great time but after a while he realizes he lost his wallet.
Yitzi’s not a shy guy, so he stands up and says “Excuse me! Excuse me! I lost my wallet with $500 in it. I’ll give $50 to whoever finds it!”
From the back of the room comes a voice, “I’ll give $75!”
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