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The Pickle Man 🤣

“Do I have pickles?! Right here I have sour, half-sour, and oversize..."

A man walks into a deli on the lower east side of New York City and asks the owner, “Do you have pickles?”

“Do I have pickles?! Right here I have sour, half-sour, and oversize. Step over here for the gherkins. This barrel is full of bread & butter pickles. That one’s got brine pickles. Those three barrels are all classic dill. That vat holds the sweet dill. And those shelves are for Hungarian, German and Polish pickles.”

“Wow! You must sell a lot of pickles!”

“Well, to be honest, not so many. But the guy I buy from? Boy can he sell pickles!”

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