As the holiday flight landed at Ben Gurion airport, the Captain announced:
“Welcome to Israel! Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until our plane comes to a complete stop. I repeat, do not stand up until the seat belt signs have been turned off.
“For those of you still in your seats, we wish you a very Merry Christmas!
“For those standing in the aisles, Happy Hanukkah!”
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