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Back in the U.S.S.R. 🤣

In the 1970s, a Red Army school inspector questions a boy in class.

“Who is your father?”

“The Soviet Union.”

“Who is your mother?”

“The communist party.”

“And what do you want to be when you grow up?”

“I want to be a worker for the glory of the state and the party.”

The inspector then points to one of the girls.

“Who is your father?”

“The Soviet Union.”

“Who is your mother?”

“The communist party.”

“And what do you want to be when you grow up?”

“A heroine of the Soviet Union raising many  children for the state and the party.”

The inspector spots a Jewish boy in the back of the classroom trying to lay low.

“What’s your name?”

“Shmuly Rabinovich.”

“Who is your father?”

“The Soviet Union.”

“Who is your mother?”

“The communist party.”

“And what do you want to be when you grow up?”

“An orphan.”

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