Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi's gold watch.

That night he couldn't sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi's office before school.

"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."

"Benny, that's a big sin. Return it to the owner immediately."

"Do you want it?"

"No, I said return it to its owner."

"But he doesn't want it."

"Ah, in that case, you can keep it."

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