Directions in the Old City 🤣

An American tourist approaches an Israeli.

A Jewish American tourist wandering through the Old City of Jerusalem approaches a Hasidic Israeli.

“Excuse, how long will it take me to walk to the Western Wall?”

The Israeli ignores him.

“I said how will it take me to get the Wall from here?”

The Israeli doesn’t answer.

The American asks again in Hebrew, but the Israeli still won’t answer.

“I don’t understand why you Hasidim won’t accept me! I’m your fellow Jew! It’s just ignorance!”

The American turns and walks away.

The Israel runs up behind him and says, “It’ll take you seven minutes from here.”

“Why are you telling me now?”

“I didn’t know how fast you walk.”


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