This one is very Jewish so don’t feel bad if you don’t get it!
A man goes to see a psychiatrist. He says, “Doctor, I had the weirdest dream. I was talking to my mother, but she had your face. I was so freaked out I couldn’t get back to sleep. I tossed and turned all night. Finally, I got up at 7am, I grabbed some coffee and a donut, and I rushed over here. Doctor, what do you think the dream means?”
The doctor studies him for a moment. Then she says, “Coffee and a donut? This you call breakfast?”
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