Four Jewish ladies are having lunch in Miami. They’re old friends and after a few glasses of wine they start spilling their secrets.
The first one says, “I’m a klepto, but I never stole anything from any of you.”
The second one says “I’m a flirt. But I never flirted with any of your husbands.”
The third one says, “I’m a lesbian. But I never set my eye on any of you.”
The fourth one says, “I’m a gossip. I’d tell you more, but I gotta go make some calls….”
