A little Jewish grandmother gets on the crowded bus and discovers that she doesn’t have the correct change for the fare.
The driver says, “I’m sorry ma’am but without the correct fare you can’t ride.”
She places her hand gently on her chest and says, “If you knew what I had, you’d be nicer to me.”
He lets her ride.
She tries to move down the crowded aisle, but people won’t make way for her.
She places her hand gently on her chest and says, “If you knew what I had, you’d be nicer to me.”
The crowd parts like the Red Sea.
She reaches the back of the bus where there are no seats. No one gets up.
She places her hand gently on her chest and says, “If you knew what I had, you’d be nicer to me.”
Several people jump up and insist that she take their seat.
She settles into a good one by the window.
A woman leans over to her and says, “I know this is none of my business, but just what is it that you’ve got?”
The little Jewish grandmother grins and says, “Chutzpah.”
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