A poor man finds God while walking through a forest.
βGod, what is a million years like for you?β
βMy son, for me a million years is like a second.β
βGod, what is a million dollars to you?β
βMy son, a million dollars means nothing to me.β
βSo God, can I have a million dollars?β
βIn a second.β
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