A poor man finds God while walking through a forest.
“God, what is a million years like for you?”
“My son, for me a million years is like a second.”
“God, what is a million dollars to you?”
“My son, a million dollars means nothing to me.”
“So God, can I have a million dollars?”
“In a second.”
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