Abe was an eater, and his favorite foods were the classics: pastrami, shmaltz, shwarma, rugeleh, cholent… which he’d wash down with a black cherry soda.
At his annual physical, Dr. Cohen shook his head and said, “Abe, you’re killing yourself with that stuff. Best thing for you to do is to give up all those fatty foods.”
Abe pondered that for a few seconds and then said, “Okay, doc. What’s the next best thing?”
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