A Date For Lazer 不

It's a match!

Rivky the matchmaker comes to see Lazer the ugly butcher.

“What can I get for you today, Rivky? Maybe a nice brisket?”

“No, Lazer, today I’m here for you!”

“For me? Dont tell me, after all these years, you have a match for me?”

“I do.”

“I can only imagine what she looks like.”

“Take a look at her picture.”

“Oh my goodness, shes beautiful!”

“Not only is she beautiful, shes rich! And you are going on a date with her Saturday night!”

“Let me get this straight. You’re telling me that even with my ugly face I’m going out with this beautiful woman, this Saturday night. And she’s rich?”


“Wow. She must be crazy.”

“Vell, you cant have everything.”

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