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Lazer The Ugly Butcher Gets A Date! 🤣

"Don’t tell me, after all these years, you have a match for me?"

Rivky the matchmaker comes to see Lazer the ugly butcher.

“What can I get for you today, Rivky? Maybe a nice brisket?”

“No, Lazer, today I’m here for you!”

“For me? Don’t tell me, after all these years, you have a match for me?”

“I do.”

“I can only imagine what she looks like.”

“Take a look at her picture.”

“Oh my goodness, she’s beautiful!”

“Not only is she beautiful, she’s rich! And you are going on a date with her Saturday night!”

“Let me get this straight. You’re telling me that even with my ugly face I’m going out with this beautiful woman, this Saturday night. And she’s rich?”

“Yes!”

“Wow. She must be crazy.”

“Vell, you can’t have everything.”

🤣

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