An Anti-Semite Walks Into A Bar

An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"

An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn’t like it.

“Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!”

Everyone except the Jewish man receives a glass of premium scotch.

The anti-semite looks over at the Jew with a smug grin.

The Jew smiles back.

The anti-semite loses his satisfied expression.

“Bartender! Give everyone a drink of your finest, and a burger!”

He looks directly at the Jew and adds, “Everyone except the Jew.”

The Jewish man looks at the anti-semite, and smiles again.

Furious, the anti-semite says to the bartender, “Is that Jew just stupid or pretending to be?”

“Oh no, sir, he’s the owner.”

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Image: Andy Harrington, the oldest bartender in America, 1947. Courtesy Boston Public Library

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