A businessman arrives late for a funeral and he makes his way down to the only open seat in the front, texting on his phone the whole way.
The rabbi waits until he sits down and continues his eulogy only to be interrupted when the businessman calls out to an usher, “Hey, I can’t get cellular here, what’s the WiFi password?”
The rabbi stops and says, “Respect the dead.”
And, the businessman says, “Is that all lowercase?”
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