A couple takes their daughter to the Central Park Zoo to see the lion.
She’s so excited, she’s reaching through the bars and she’s so small, she falls in the lion enclosure.
Parents are freaking out. A guy who’s passing by jumps over the fence, goes in, beats off the lion with a punch to the face, grabs the girl, send her over the fence and climbs back over.
Another guy who’s watching all of this walks up to this man and says, “You are a hero. I’m a reporter for The New York Times. Where did you learn to fight like that?”
He says, “In the IDF.”
Next day there’s a headline: Israeli Soldier Assaults Lion in Central Park Zoo and Steals Its Lunch.
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