Mossad is hiring a new operative. There are three finalists for the job, two men and a woman.
They say to the first man, “Inside that room, behind that door, seated at a table, is your wife. Take this gun, go in an shoot her.”
The guy says, “Shoot my wife? What, are you guys crazy?” “You’re not the man for the job. We need to know that you’ll follow orders.”
Second guy, “Here’s a gun. Behind that door, seated at a table, is your wife. Go in and shoot her.”
He takes the gun, goes through the door, closes it. Five minutes goes by. He comes out crying, “I couldn’t do it. I can’t do it. I can’t kill my wife.” “You’re not the man for the job. We need to know you’ll follow orders.”
They hand the gun to the woman. She walks in the room, closes the door. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Click, click. Crash, bang, boom, bang, boom, bang, bam!
The door opens. She comes out. She says, “some fool put blanks in the gun, I had to finish the job with a chair.”
🤗 Sign up for our free weekly newsletter!
📱 NEW! Accidental Talmudist App now available for Apple and Android!
