The Beef Barley Soup 不

"What's wrong, Morrie?You've had that soup every day for 30 years."

Every day, Morrie has lunch inthe same deli, and every dayMorrie orders the beef barley soup.

One day he gets his soup, and as thewaiter starts walking away, Morrie says, “Come back here.Taste the soup.”

“What’s wrong, Morrie?You’ve had that soup every day for 30 years.”

“Taste the soup.”

“Is it toosalty?”

“Taste the soup.”

“Is itcold?”

“Taste. The. Soup.”

“Is there a fly in it, God forbid?”

“Taste the soup!”

“Okay, fine.I’ll taste the soup. Where’s thespoon?”


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