A Jewish grandmother and her four year old grandson are walking along the beach when suddenly a gigantic wave rolls in, sweeping the little boy out to sea.
“Oh, God! This is my only grandson! I can’t lose him! My life would have no meaning without him! Please, God, bring him back! PLEASE!”
Suddenly, another gigantic wave rolls in and deposits the boy on the sand, safe and sound.
His grandmother looks up and says, “He had a hat!”
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