Few people understand what Einstein discovered. Even fewer understood it while he lived.A crusty old Jew from the old country once asked his grandson what all the fuss was about.
Choose your hiking companions wisely...
Old Syd Finkel was very particular about air travel...
After winning a battle that vastly expanded his empire, Napoleon summoned his commanders to a celebration. Each was offered a reward...
The richest man in town dies. Many mourners come to his funeral, including Mendy the poor tailor.
Shlomo is on the train reading a newspaper, when his friend Mendel walks in. "Shlomo, why on earth are you reading an Arab paper?"
Mitzi Feingold, an aging lady with a Yiddish accent, called her travel agent and said, "I vont go to India and see de guru."
At an interfaith conference, a priest, a minister and a rabbi were asked, "What would you like people to say about you after you've died?"
A poor Jew finds a money clip with $700 in it. At his synagogue, he reads a notice saying that a wealthy congregant lost his money clip and is offering a $100 reward.
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender! A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!"
Four novice nuns were about to take their vows, when four Hasidic Jews entered and sat in the front row.
During his first service leading the community, the new rabbi noticed an older congregant walk over to the synagogue president and demand rather loudly that the air conditioning be turned down because it was too cold.
A young mother is preparing brisket one Friday for Shabbat dinner. Her little daughter watches with interest as she slices off the ends of the brisket before placing it in the roasting pan.
In an effort to better understand his Jewish constituents, the Mayor reached out to a popular Rabbi. The Rabbi invited the Mayor to spend Shabbat at his home...
She hurried into the pharmacy, got the medicine, and hustled back to the car. Only then did she realize she'd locked her keys inside.
Naughty little Benny stole the Rabbi's gold watch. That night he couldn't sleep, so the next morning he went to the Rabbi's office before school.
A young man knocks on the door of a great Talmudic scholar. "I graduated fromHarvard summa cum laude in philosophy, and received a PhD from Yale. I'd like to round out my education with a bit of Talmud.”
An evening of polite conversation, proper dancing, and a bit of punch. Oh, no Jews.
A certain pauper and his brother visited the famous Jewish philanthropist Baron Rothschild every month.
"Dear Lord, so far today, I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent. But..."